I heard that snow is caused by sin, but what causes ice cream?

Do not tempt me with the Forbidden Ice Cream of Knowledge.I heard that snow is caused by sin, but what causes ice cream?
Sin with CowsI heard that snow is caused by sin, but what causes ice cream?
There's a lot of frenzied up-and-down hand motion in churning that ';snow';.
Flavored sin.
Incest between vanilla and dairy.
Apparently righteousness...ice cream is so good, lol.
That'll be magic cornet of the talking snake...
Snow is caused by sin? Then why doesn't it snow everywhere?
Salt.
Snow is frozen water...ice cream is frozen milk (sort of).